So this was based off of a slogan:
It’s what your right arm’s for.
–Courage Tavern Ale
I didn’t even know what Courage Tavern Ale was before this, but now I do. I feel like this composition was kind of abrupt and jerky and fast, but it was supposed to be only 1.5 pages and I made it like 2 already, so…. Oh well.
When the room illuminates with an ominous red glow, I shriek.
With delight.
“YEAH!” I leap off the couch, though I was barely perched on the edge of it, a pillow and lob it straight into Jasper’s face. “I WIN! I ‘powned’ you! Did you see that AWESOME move that my dude did at the end? It was like,” I wave my arms around wildly, “so boss!”
Jasper merely stares.
“Hello, Jas? I said—”
“Yeah, Noah, I heard what you said.” Jasper exhales, smoothly placing his controller on the coffee table, careful as to not tangle the cables. “It was a good game, and yes, before you say it again, that was indeed an AWESOME final move,” he acknowledges, not at all sarcastically.
I pout. My brother is always like this. Jasper is always so—so—nice! Never once in my twelve years of life have I ever seen Jas display any form of competitiveness, nor any sign of aggression. Gosh, how does Jas even live?
“Well, since you’re done gloating over your AWESOME victory,” Jasper says, with no sarcasm whatsoever, “I’m going to go grab some coffee. Gaming with my twelve-year old brat is real tough on poor old men like me. Want to join me? No? Good, you shouldn’t be drinking coffee.”
Before I even get the chance to answer, he’s out the door.
It takes me a while to process what my brother offered. Did Jas just call me a brat? Ha!
I grab my baseball cap and my trusty Pokémon cards, and lace up my sneakers. A minute later, I dash after him. Man, he walks fast; he may be seventeen, but his legs are lo-ong. He’s already down the block. Actually, maybe he ran.
As Jas slows almost to a stop by the crosswalk, another person blocks his path… A guy around his age, one of his friends from school, I suppose.
I slow down immediately. My brother gets frustrated sometimes when I interrupt conversations with his mates, and I don’t like when Jas is annoyed by me. Thankfully, I don’t think the dude saw me. His gaze is sharp, cutting, focused on Jas and on Jas only. There’s something else there, though, a glimmer in eyes like all those evil fellas I defeat on MAG…
“Do you know how much time I spent?” the boy hisses unkindly, his voice echoing down the street. I pick up on everything he says. “Every. Single. Day. I rehearsed for hours on end, perfecting the voice and feelings of Jack. I was the ideal Jack! Everyone loved me. The past four years I’ve been the lead character, but oh, one day you stroll in and ruin my life and make everyone fall in love with you. You, of all people. Don’t you already have enough going for you?”
I barely have time to see Jasper’s face register, a kind of weariness enfolding in. Furious, I plant my foot, sprinting down the street. “Excuse me, kind sir,” I spit, “What did you just say?”
No one talks to my brother like that. I may be troublesome and a pest who bothers Jas all day long, but he’s my brother. Someday I’ll be the Jasper Larkin of my generation: cool, gentlemanly, full of swag, majorly smart, and nice.
Jas looks surprised, and a little alarmed, at my arrival. Good.
“Who in the world are you?” the guy demands rudely. What? Jas and I don’t look that similar, but I didn’t think we looked nothing alike.
“Who do you think you are, talking to MY brother like that?” I probably sound frantic, my voice up three octaves, but I don’t care. “Did you say it was Jas’ fault that you suck at acting or whatever it is you’re mad about? I’m not as old as you, but even I know that you being bad at something is not someone else’s problem. It’s yours. It’s not Jas’ fault that people liked him more than you. Honestly though, I can see why they picked him over you. He’s so much cooler. You, you’re just mean, picking on my brother in the middle of nowhere with no one around.”
A moment of silence passes by as everyone processes my words, including me. Oops.
The guy looks hysterical, now. “You. Little. Jer—Ngphm!”
My brother, who gives him the scariest, foulest glare I have ever seen, grips the guy’s arm in a painful-looking way to stop his advance upon me. Even I shrink back a little. Wait, what? This is my brother. Of course I’m not scared. I straighten myself.
“Touch him, and you will pay,” Jas threatens, voice low. “I tolerate you, as I do most people. However, anything happen to Noah and you’re done for, I swear. Now, get your face away.”
Did I say something about my brother not knowing aggression? I take that back. He definitely knows aggression. He knows it real good. I watch as the guy saunters away, trying to look cool, continuing to stare daggers as Jas until he turns the corner. Turning back to Jas, I notice his hands fisted by his sides, trembling, struggling to contain anger, I guess.
“You—you—!” My brother exclaims. “Why were you here? You should have stayed home. And I told you to stay out of my affairs.” He attempts to take a deep breath. I can see it’s a struggle. “On another note, Noah, have I ever told you how much I love you? Man, you’re like, my right arm or something.”
“I—Yeah.” I think I probably look very embarrassed, because Jasper glances at me and smirks. “On another note, Jasper… Does this happen a lot? I don’t like seeing that. It’s so bad.”
He looks thoughtful for a moment. “No,” he says. “No, it’s not a regular occurrence.”
What a liar.
“Anyways, that coffee I was talking about. How about it?”
I grin. “Yeah! Coffee! I get coffee!” I hop up and down, whooping with delight.
Well, I suppose my brother’s “regular occurrences” can wait. One day, he’ll tell me.